Thursday, May 19, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2890

Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)

1.
BEAUTIFUL GLASSES PICTURES From: shailendra sonekar
2.
Yay !!! Finally a Book for all men to understand women From: Vinay Garg
3.
DUA From: Vinay Garg
4a.
LOVE From: Pradeep Sharma
5.
OUR LIVES From: Pradeep Sharma
6.
Nothing External To You Has Power Over You From: Pradeep Sharma
7.
YOU CAN DO IT From: Pradeep Sharma
8.
Programming Songs From: Singh, Raj
9.
Woh nazron se teer ka kaam lete hain From: Vinay Garg
10.
Mare Pass Waqat Zara Nahi Mere Humsafar Abhi Soch Le ! From: Vinay Garg
11.
Superb thought From: Vinay Garg
12.
Its my Heart... gud quotes From: Vinay Garg
13.
Love Doesn't Need a Reason From: Vinay Garg
14a.
Eight Gifts that Do Not Cost A Penny! From: Vinay Garg
15.
Nice photo From: Raj Mali
16.
MERI IBAADAT YE DUNIYA From: Sonya Khan

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BEAUTIFUL GLASSES PICTURES

Posted by: "shailendra sonekar" shailendrasonekar@yahoo.co.in   shailendrasonekar

Wed May 18, 2011 3:20 am (PDT)



BEAUTIFUL GLASSES PICTURES
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Yay !!! Finally a Book for all men to understand women

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 3:30 am (PDT)



Yay !!! Finally a Book for all men to understand women
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DUA

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 11:12 am (PDT)



DUA
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LOVE

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed May 18, 2011 11:20 am (PDT)



LOVE
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OUR LIVES

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed May 18, 2011 11:21 am (PDT)





As we look back over our lives, it is not too difficult tosee that what weWent through was for a purpose andhelped to prepare us for some valuable Work in life.Everything in our lives can help make us of some usein the World.Each person's life is like the pattern of a mosaic.Each thing that Happens to us is like one tiny stonein the mosaic, and each tiny stone fitsInto theperfected pattern of the mosaic of our life,which has been Designed by God.

  
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Nothing External To You Has Power Over You

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed May 18, 2011 11:23 am (PDT)



Great things are accomplished 
When you believe that what's inside of you
Is superior to your circumstances. 

What you have outside you 
Counts less than what you have inside you. 
You're more important 
Than any of your problems. 

You're bigger than anything 
That can happen to you.

Courage is a special kind of knowledge. 
It's the knowledge of how to fear
What ought to be feared and how not to fear
What ought not to be feared.

True courage is a result of reasoning. 
A brave mind is always impregnable.
Reality is something you rise above.
HAVE A GREAT DAY
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YOU CAN DO IT

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed May 18, 2011 11:23 am (PDT)



 You Can Do It
You Can Do It
You aren't the first to fall.
Everyone, no matter how successful,
suffers pain, loss,
and disappointment.
And no road to a dream is
smooth or paved in gold.
But some qualities separate
the winners from the losers:
the winners may not be smarter
or more talented,
but they have faith that
great things are ahead.
They stay calm when the
tempest beats at their shore.
They know that storms never last long,
and they don't let their dreams dissolve
beneath a bit of rain.

Don't give up!
You can do it!

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Programming Songs

Posted by: "Singh, Raj" rajengg06@yahoo.co.in   rajengg06

Wed May 18, 2011 7:26 pm (PDT)



Programming Songs

1. Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

5. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

6. And then to the client


Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

7. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

8. Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

9. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayega
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

10. Local variable
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan ,
Iske siva Jana kaahan.

11. Global variable
Musafir hoon yaaron,
na ghar hai na thikana

12. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ..

13. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

14. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value
Jaanejan .. dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tujhe raat din,
main yahan se wahan
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Woh nazron se teer ka kaam lete hain

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 7:31 pm (PDT)



Woh nazron se teer ka kaam lete hain
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Mare Pass Waqat Zara Nahi Mere Humsafar Abhi Soch Le !

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 7:32 pm (PDT)



Mujhe Yaad Koi Dua Nahin Mere Humsafar Abhi Soch Le
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Superb thought

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 7:39 pm (PDT)



Superb thought
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Its my Heart... gud quotes

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 7:52 pm (PDT)



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Love Doesn't Need a Reason

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 7:58 pm (PDT)



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14a.

Eight Gifts that Do Not Cost A Penny!

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed May 18, 2011 8:02 pm (PDT)



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15.

Nice photo

Posted by: "Raj Mali" raj.mali32@yahoo.in   raj.mali32

Wed May 18, 2011 8:03 pm (PDT)



I like ur photo.U send ur photos and interesting files(for eg. calender,calculator,rashibavishya i like it.) by the my mail. I wait here.Good night by by.
From - Raj Mali

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MERI IBAADAT YE DUNIYA

Posted by: "Sonya Khan" khansonya95@yahoo.co.uk   khansonya95

Wed May 18, 2011 8:06 pm (PDT)



MERI IBAADAT YE DUNIYA
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